It has to be done: http://www.pinkbike.com/news/Video-How-To-Be-a-Road-Biker-2014.html There are so many more "How to's" that we should add... but I think I like the coffee shop comment best.
Ooops, sorry. Add a "how to be a roadie" that Matt forgot... I'll start. "Convince yourself there's safety in numbers..."
One must always remember, and adhere to, the Rules. If you do not, then you are not a true roadie. Of course, I break most of them just getting on my road bike. http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/
Them are some gnarly pictures, Volvo team/bike picture with Tinker must be when i was in high school- mid nineties, maybe earlier.
Also you must try and resemble a T-Rex........all legs and no arms. Upper body muscle is not acceptable.
I saw this video and immediately thought of the rules. The PB video actually references the rules twice. As to your violations, I refer you to rule #3.
When I ride my road bike for training it is normally alone. Most Roadies bug....... I much prefer riding with mbikers ;-)